Hot Chick Of The Day: Taylor Swift



















Taylor Alison Swift is a king among men. She transcends hotness in a strange and terrifying way. Shes like a non-slutty Kesha. Actually putting them two in the same sentence is insulting to Ms.Swift. Every time I look at her I think that this is what Hitler had in mind. Im not calling Taylor Swift a Nazi. Im just saying shes hot, i dunno what the two have to do with each other. Ive also come to terms with the fact shes younger then me. And no matter what I do in my entire life, I will never be as successful as she is right now. I can become the most successful pron star heroin dealer in the world and adopt twelve Ethiopian babies while helping stop domestic abuse and she still would have me beat. That bitch.

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